These two guys go by the names of Michael Jones and Reid Fontaine from New York got arrested for having sex with cows. The owner of the farm had seen some strange behavior in his cows. They would easily get startled and weren’t producing as much milk as they usually did so he decided to put a surveillance camera up and see what was going on. Come to find out the two men were having sex with the cows and messing with the milk flow which meant he was messing with the farmers money flow. He called the police and they found videos in their possession. Not only were they MILKING the cows they were filming it too. DUMMIES!